Say it with Flowers 💐

Edit , Oct 12th, I didn’t get a flower this week , worry a bit , i hope my stalker is okay ..

Sixty days ago, I received my first flower from a stranger. A lovely gesture, right? Well its not exactly. This wasnt your typical a secret Admirer situation , its more like a a secret Threatene. The flower came with a list of names i’m sure had nothing to do with it. So, like any rational person who doesnt want to be haunted, I chucked it straight in the bin.

But then, it happened again. And again. Every week. Like an eerie floral subscription I never signed up for.

After a couple of weeks, I had a realization: Why waste perfectly good flowers? So I did what any mildly concerned, but also practical, person would do , I kept them. If life gives you creepy flowers, make creepy flower arrangements! Sometimes, when I had too many, I shared them with the elderly housing nearby. Nothing like spreading a little mysterious, possibly sinister, yet undeniably beautiful joy.

So here I am, two months later, still receiving weekly blooms from my unknown florist of doom. I dont know if they want me to admire the beauty of nature or wa me to die, dramatically in a pile of petals. Either way, my house looks lovely, and at least the elderly folks get some beautiful flower to cheer them up too

Those flowers always deliver to my front door on different days and hours, to be honest i don’t care anymore, keep on delivering, i save lots of money now 🤣🤣, joke on you fuckwit , but do me a big favor next time please include salted caramel dark chocolate and books 😍

Whatever the intention of this particular person is , it kinda put a smile of my face, those flowers really cheer my day up, i dont even feel scared anymore, i kinda missed it when i have t gotten it on Friday like this week , i got it on late Sunday afternoon, i came home from early dinner with my sister and nephew, i found my flower beautifully waiting for me signed by the same persons, but this time with “ you gonna die soon bitch” xoxoxo ........ , wow , i must be damned popular that the whole family wanted me to leave this planet earth 🤣🙃😂🙃

But for sure this person know my favourite flowers, gutted he/she couldn’t include the chocolate , it would brighten my days😂, am I intimidated by him/her? No .. i am not, i am feeling sorry and bad for this person , why does he/she so focus to made me miserable? Should just come to see/talk to me and tell me what they want ...

Nevertheless, i got the best Sunday laugh and enjoy my flowers, i wish i could thank this person for the effort , have a lovely Sunday y’all.

Sunday, sept 22nd